Super funny host opening remarks

13
/October 2021

The so-called "a good start is half the success", so the opening remarks of a wedding are very important. Many new couples prefer humorous and funny style wedding opening remarks, so I have compiled some for everyone.

Funny wedding opening remarks one

Hello, comrades, friends, everyone! Today we are here to gather together to grandly convene a drinking meeting for Mr. xxx and Ms. xxx to get married. This is a happy event for bachelors in the province and a major event for young people across the country. After thorough investigation and research, I now declare: Mr. xxx and Ms. xxx’s relationship is sincere. They are fully prepared psychologically and materially for creating the future together. Their marriage is logical and the procedures are legal and effective. Qingshan testifies for you! Xiushui testifies for you! Friends and relatives are present here to testify for you! Next, let us invite the bride and groom to enter the venue with warm applause!

Funny wedding opening remarks 2

After the ups and downs, the warm winter and cool summer, a happy couple came to us and walked into this sacred wedding hall, let us witness together for them and witness the best time! A couple of newcomers have come to the stage, please let the two newcomers blow a kiss to everyone! Next, let us meet the two newcomers. Please take the bride forward. The bride xxx is naturally beautiful, young and beautiful, slender, gentle and kind, can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, and have a warm heart. Today's bride can be described as Leaders are afraid of making mistakes, colleagues are afraid of their wives, classmates are afraid of class, xx is the happiest to watch, no wonder xx said to me in private: Yongge, my wife is so beautiful, hard targets are difficult to complete every night!

Funny wedding opening three

Dear guests, gentlemen, and ladies, hello everyone!

I am very honored to be the officiant of the wedding of the two newlyweds. For this host, I went to Jiuhua Mountain yesterday and opened my mouth. The eminent monk of the monastery told me that my mouth today is particularly effective. Friends on the left, you applaud enthusiastically. I wish you a fortune for 5 years. Friends on the right, no matter how enthusiastic you are, I wish you a fortune for 10 years. Friends in the audience, no matter how enthusiastic your applause and cheers are, I wish you fortune forever. Today is an auspicious day. We gather together with blessings in the name of love to celebrate the happy union of Mr. XXX and Ms. XXX. First of all, please allow me, on behalf of the two newcomers and both parents, to extend a warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the guests for coming! (Bow) In the deep and vast ocean of love

Aboard, another small boat is about to raise the golden sail, and another happy family is about to be born in the beautiful and colorful life journey. When the year of the year turns to X year X month X day-on this day, a pair of deeply in love is about to usher in the happiest and most memorable day of their lives-they will enter the palace of marriage and get married. Love in the next life.

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