Funny things After Being Married
Wife: husband, it is said that men can catch women because they seize women's weaknesses.
Then let me ask you when you chased me down, what weakness did you catch me?
Husband: honey, when I was chasing you, where was I to catch your weakness?
Wife: then what are you catching?
Laogong: to be practical and realistic, I can grasp all your advantages?
Wife: what are my advantages?
Laogong: you are the fattest and heaviest in our class.
No one in the class can move you by bike.
Wife: Nima, how is this an advantage?
Husband: why is it not an advantage?
If no one can move you, no one dares to pursue you. Isn't that an advantage?
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